Recently we shared a collection of WhatsApp Love Status  so today we will be sharing some of the coolest WhatsApp status with sarcastic response in a funny & witty manner. Witty WhatsApp status collection with the sarcastic humour that will bring the smile on your friend’s face.

Presenting you the collection of best funny WhatsApp status.

CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.

When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.

Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.

There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday.

Early to bed and early to rise. Makes your girlfriend talk to the other guys.

Whenever i do stupid thing, dad looks to mom in a way that he is demanding refund..

SI unit of ignorance = “seen”

I love to walk in Fog, Because nobody knows i am Smoking

HEY THERE, WHATSAPP IS USING ME

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well

Zombies are looking for brain, don’t worry you’re safe

Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.

Having one child makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee.

Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation .

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Love is like fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours

I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.

Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not

A relationship is made for two, but some bitches are bad in math.

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

When your girlfriend picks a restaurant that is very costly, you just say “Oh    yeah, that’s where the really cute girl works”.

Problem with this generation is we first search for a Lover & then fall in Love.

I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen,   smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the   mirror!

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I   hate plants.

There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

God must love stupid people- he made so many.

I dont believe in ghosts, but when i see you. God save me

I am brilliant brunette with lots of blonde moments

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair

Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.

8 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 600000000+ people and i am single

Why is monday so far from friday, amd friday so near to monday? This is cheating

Beer doesnt get jealous when you Grab another Beer.

My life has become  like  subway surfers and temple run collecting coins reaching nowhere.

Last seen 1980!

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

How can i miss something i never had?

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Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…

Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped

Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.

Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you’re going to die.

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

There’s like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world … huh

I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough

The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight

I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ……. lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice

At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.

I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own.

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either

Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.

I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I’m still at work.

One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions

All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

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WhatsApp Status For Love Birds

Can I borrow a kiss… I promise I’ll give it back.

I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.

Loving you is like breathing – so effortless, so natural. And so essential to life.

Perfect love casts out all fear.

Love is like a Air ..We can’t see it but! we can feel it.

Loving you is more than just a dream comes true.

When I see my phone light up, I always hope that it’s a text message from you….

True love is when he does little things for you before you ask

Everyone says you fall in love only ones, but i fall daily with the same person.

If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever.

Love is like water in river.It keeps flowing ,though there are huge rocks which hinder its way.

You can push them away, but people who really love you will always choose to stay

If you live to be 100 years old, then i want to live 99 years so i won’t ever have to live without you.

I wish love had traffic lights…So that i’ll know weather I should GO for it,SLOW down or just STOp.

I fell in love with you, not because of your looks but for who you are.

Love is when you look into someones eye and see everything you ever need.

True love doesn’t have happy ending …it has No ending.

When i text you, that means i miss you, but when i don’t text you, that means i am waiting for you to miss me.

Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.

No one will ever care like I did, I promise you that.

We spend too much time looking for the perfect person to love instead of perfecting the love we give!

Even if I had a million reasons to leave, I would still look for one to stay.

Every LOVE story is beautiful, but ours if my Favorite.

Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true

You are the sunshine that starts my day.

I Just fell in love with you, I don’t know how, I don’t know why, I just did!

Did YOU know i really love the second word of this question?

Love was just a word before i met you.

Love is a game that two can play and both win.

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to handle.

Love cures us – both the ones who spread it and the ones who receive it.

Love is the honey and our life is a flower.

People want to ride with you on a lambo, but you want someone who will ride you with on a auto when lambo breaks down.

When the angels ask what I most loved about life, I’ll say you.

Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.

I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me.

Dear crush!! You’ved crushed me <3

I want vitamin “U”

You are the only clock thats ticking in my heart..!!

Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it lasts.

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

Live life fully, no place for hate, only love.

Love is not about posssession, Love is about appreciation

Life is too short to cry on….

Be fearless & express your feelings with these WhatsApp LOVE Status

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?

Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.

Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

I’d cross the world for someone like you.

Love cures people, both the one who give it and the one who receive it – Dr. Karl

Hi, is a short, simple word but it’s how love starts.

I usually don’t get attached too easily, but that changes when I met you.

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

Stolen kisses are always sweetest

When I count my blessings i count you twice.

I need you so much closer.

My heart is perfect because.. you are inside.

Love me for a second and I’ll love you forever.

You think you’re one of millions but you’re one in a million to me.

I want you today and tomorrow and next week and for the rest of my life.

You know you’re in love when you see the world in her eyes and her eyes everywhere in the world.

Falling in love is only half of I want, staying in love with you for till forever is the other

I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me.

Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.

I love you yesterday I love you still, I always have…. I always will

Kiss me, and you may see stars, love me and I will give them to you.

Love is like a rubber band held at both ends by two people, when one leaves it hurts the other.

Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.

This is going to sound crazy, but…from the moment I first set eyes on you I haven’t been able to stop thinking about you.

If you ever ask me how many times you’ve crossed my mind, I would say once. Because you came, and never left.

Love is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the senses.

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.

You have no idea how fast my heart beats when I see YOU!!

Every time you texts me my cheeks hurt! I guess I smile too big.

Someone has stolen my heart and you are the highest on my list of suspects.

You’re the ping to my pong.

Girls want to find a superman but walk past Clark Kent every day.

If you were thinking about someone, while you were reading these WhatsApp Love Status, you’re definitely in Love my friend…

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Here are the things you need to quit NOW

1) Quit chasing people

There is really no need. Chase your goals. To be happy you need to stop caring about those who don’t give a damn about you.

2) Quit getting bothered

Don’t get distracted when you see people succeed before you. Just focus on your path, your goal. Look at your life and not that of others. Quit Comparing.

3) Quit getting addicted to negative things in life

They are – smoke, lust, negative news, alcohol etc. You know all of it is just slow poison . You know smoking kills. You know drugs kill. Alcohol,taken in excess it kills too. If you are so well aware of what it does to you, are you still going to give it the power to slowly suck the life out of you? Quit. Now is the moment. Your body is a temple, not a trash can.

4) Quit living the life of others

Do not make yourself pathetic. Do not insult yourself. Stop . Instead be the best version of YOU. Be who you are created to be and you’ll set the world on fire.

5) Quit thinking too much

It’s a golden rule to think before you speak, but you can run into trouble when you think so much that you fail to act. Just stop thinking and act.

6) Quit Living in the past

To hold on past always creates suffering, even if it was wonderful.

~ Teal scott

7) Quit playing games with hearts

If you do not love, just say and leave. As simple as that. Your love is fake but the pain that it will cause will be real. Fake love is just words….

If you have some other points that we should add to our list of ‘Thinks to Quit’ please mention them in the comment below.

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Take a look at some of the best bodybuilding gym quotes that inspire & motivate you to be the best.

Tell us which quote you think is the best! Vote the most inspiring wallpaper.

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Amitabh Bachchan made a video of he himself reading the letter.

Here’s what he said in the video

“My very dearest Navya & Aaradhya,

You both carry a very valuable legacy on your tender shoulders – Aaradhya, the legacy of your pardadaji , Dr Harivansh Rai Bachchan…and Navya, the legacy of your pardadaji , Shri H P Nanda…. Both your pardadaji ‘ s gave your present surnames celebrated fame, dignity and recognition !

Both of you may be a Nanda or a Bachchan, but you are also girls…women ! And because you are women people will force their thinking, their boundaries on you. They will tell you how to dress, how to behave, who you can meet and where you can go.

Don’t live in the shadows of people’s judgement. Make your own choices in the light of your own wisdom. Don’t let anyone make you believe that the length of your skirt is a measure of your character.

Don’t let anyone’s opinion of who you should be friends with, dictate who you will be friends with. Don’t get married for any other reason other than you want to get married.

People will talk. They shall say some terrible things. But that doesn’t mean you have to listen to everyone. Never ever worry about – log kya kahenge. At the end of the day, you are the only one who will face the consequences of your actions, so don’t let other people make your decisions for you.”

~Amitabh Bachchan

Here’s the video by Amitabh Bachchan

After reading this letter we can only say that it’s a great statement by a great legend Amitabh Bachchan. Salute to his feelings about women.

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